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MISS ANTHROPE

Derived from the word misanthrope. I would have used the anglicized version: misanthropist, if only it didn't rhyme with rapist.

noun
1. A rather unoriginal word play because I'm such a unique snowflake.
2. A failed attempt at sounding clever.

O hai there! I'm Lizzie. I'm tiny but my boobs are big I have the temper of a hippopotamus protecting its offspring. My hobbies include getting angry, cooking rice, riding roller coasters over and over and over again until the thrill dissipates and I start to feel dead inside, eating rice, perfecting apathy, and obsessing about the many different ways I can stuff my face with  rice.

Rice is the very meaning of life.

Anyway, below is a picture of my adorable doggo. Look at him! Look at him! Look at him!

That's pretty much it. I am a woman of few words and I have no clue what I'm doing.